CVB Soundoff
    • Chastity belts? It's getting that way from what I heard from those old biddies that wants to be voted in November. Will there be enough keys made or will they work by remote control? What you propose RICK?

    • Hi peeps - glad you're all doing fine. Hoping you all had a great Valentine's day Suzie buy that album. Sublime music for a great generation. We here at Middle Earth rock to the sounds of CVB and hoping that one day they'll be touring our lands. Here's hoping (crossing fingers). There is a new album a coming and we're all saving our pennies to buy a copy

    • Hello, BEAR. Good to hear you are doing well in 2012.

    • Oh my gosh! I didn't know the question was CVB lyrics as well! Ha ha. I do have to buy THAT album,don't have it. Well,besides parking on deserted streets w/ your lover,just hitch-hike on a Saturday night during July,on Lakeshore,in Clearlake @ approx. 7:20pm and you too can most likely become a Hollywood Horror Movie Star! Yaaay!

    • Shoot, I forgot who I gave the keys to...

    • Rick, I WAS wearing one! I have strong legs. You don't have to, they are still out there! Are you saying that the planet needs to cut down on the population like the Georgia stone things say? Sorry,I didn't know about the dancing. I thought that NOT dancing led to impure thoughts as well as other things,including shakes.I guess it depends on what you consider to be "impure". If you are talking "sexual",then, personally,I'd have to be dancing to the likes of Flipper's "Sex Bomb",Sylvia's "Pillow Talk",Tim Buckley's "Get On Top", Chakachas "Jungle Fever" or Talking Heads' "This Must be the Place"(Naive Love Melody). The latter would be a more romantic sex thing.It certainly wouldn't be to Camper Van Beethoven,(sorry Guys!)?! I'm usually thinking in the lines of Bazooka bubble gum,Politicians, Beevis & Butthead,H.R.Puff'n'stuff, oceans and castles in Ireland,(I admit I could flash Daniel Day Lewis w/the Ireland thing though),when I hear CVB. Oh,and lawns for some reason. Rick, what would the belts be made of? I'm not a chemist but Iron would rust I guess. Maybe titanium,(but you want weight),or tungsten for strength? Would I vote for you,well if you would take that responsibility away from me,cos,really, I don't need anything in my life that would distract me from serving my Man...A Gentleman once toasted,"Here's to women! Who were once our superiors, and now our equals!" Oh! My younger brother says,"Isn't that what it's ALL ABOUT!". He also has a Hokey Pokey t-shirt though.....Peace Out..!

    • SVT-Suzie, are you aware that dancing often leads to impure thoughts? Once I am elected, I will reintroduce chastity belts to all womenfolk of child-bearing age. These will be very heavy & uncomfortable -- & absolutely mandatory, under penalty of stoning -- & will prevent even the most wanton of womenfolk from engaging in such animalistic behavior as "dancing." Can I count on your vote in November?

      My answer to the query, why do lovers park down deserted lanes, is that it is because they are hellbound sinners who will never experience the golden shower of love the lord God bestows upon me, & only me, every single minute of every day. Or perhaps it refers to the disgustingly-obscene CVB song entitled "Axe Murderer Song" -- be warned, for listening to only 4 seconds of this song will condemn your immortal soul to eternal damnation! Once a rarity, now available as a bonus track on the latest, "remastered" version of Satan's favorite CVB album,"Telephone Free Landslide Victory." Buy it now, for it will be banned, & all copies confiscated & burned, once I am elected. Can I count on your vote in November?

      Oh, & also, once I am elected, womenfolk will never again be burdened by the complex responsibility of voting. That's really a man's job. So make your last vote count, & vote for Rick!

    • whats up?got a new pc,plus bloodwork has been good so far this year hope all are doing well.

    • Yes, Happy Love Day to everyone! I was surprised there weren't more people at the Visalia show?! It sounded great and I had an exceptional good time! Because the floor wasn't so crowded,(bad for the band,hot for me!), I got to dance to the WHOLE CVB SHOW! Yaaay....!!!!

    • Because they don't have an ID or $ for a room?! They are afraid of being illegally filmed in a room? They don't want to get caught or maybe they are hippies at heart?! Lol,why?

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